IDEA BARRAGE: Idea Barrage
TIRED of all those pesky ideas floating around in your head???
Want RELIEF for your tortured, cluttered, unproductive psyche????
Looking for some PEACE OF MIND??!!
Well folks, GO NO FURTHER!!!!!!!
Not before unloading all those great thoughts you've ever had but know you're never going to do anything with, on...
***IDEA BARRAGE***
Simply type "IDEA BARRAGE:" in the title of your post (make sure it's in capitals, we wouldn't anyone to miss your gem of genius!) then follow it with the idea you simply MUST expel from your soul like a dirty demon who has haunted your nether regions for the last time!
Not yet a believer? Well then, just listen to InvincibleWolff, age 7 for the Era of The Aqua Moon, tell his heart-warming tale!
"I was floundering under the weight of all my great ideas that i had never acted upon. Consider, a wolff, floundering! Crazy, I know! I was tagged with labels like 'procrastinator' and even 'failure', because i had these plans, these great concepts, but they went nowhere. I actually mean nowhere, staying in the center of my skull. I'm not sure how many of you have spent time in a wolf skull, but let me tell you, wolff must focus on prey, on the hunt, and perhaps an occasional romp around the midnight knoll with a beautiful maiden who has a nature fetish. I mean, i could barely even bay at the moon without being distracted by how much money it would cost for me to set up a hypothetical business when I knew I would NEVER MAKE IT HAPPEN! Thank you, Idea Barrage! You made it so easy!"
Just follow the example of our satisfied client I. Wolff...
IDEA BARRAGE: Drunk Driver Driving
How come there isn't any way for me to get me AND my car home from a bar after a wicked night of drinking and carousing at the local pub? Why can't i call a taxi for MY CAR?!!!
Why not have a service available that can transport both you and your car home at closing time. No worries about towing, break–ins, parking tickets, even simply the logistics of getting back to your vehicle. For a small fee, a car loader would put your vehicle onto the back of his double-decker truck, and bring you straight home, no need to ever break your buzz. The service could potentially even be free, if a given bar decided to offer this service as a way to keep you at their spot the whole night (imagine: "Spend $40 here, get your car the next morn"). Heck, bars might even be able to get a discount from their insurance or even the government as they would be working to keep drunk drivers off the road.
Boy, does it feel good to get that idea off my chest. I mean, what could i do with that? I'm just a freakin wolff. Thanks again, IDEA BARRAGE!
It's that easy! Start NOW!!!
-Heppy "No No" Dramstein, Associate VP, IDEA BARRAGE
Want RELIEF for your tortured, cluttered, unproductive psyche????
Looking for some PEACE OF MIND??!!
Well folks, GO NO FURTHER!!!!!!!
Not before unloading all those great thoughts you've ever had but know you're never going to do anything with, on...
***IDEA BARRAGE***
Simply type "IDEA BARRAGE:" in the title of your post (make sure it's in capitals, we wouldn't anyone to miss your gem of genius!) then follow it with the idea you simply MUST expel from your soul like a dirty demon who has haunted your nether regions for the last time!
Not yet a believer? Well then, just listen to InvincibleWolff, age 7 for the Era of The Aqua Moon, tell his heart-warming tale!
"I was floundering under the weight of all my great ideas that i had never acted upon. Consider, a wolff, floundering! Crazy, I know! I was tagged with labels like 'procrastinator' and even 'failure', because i had these plans, these great concepts, but they went nowhere. I actually mean nowhere, staying in the center of my skull. I'm not sure how many of you have spent time in a wolf skull, but let me tell you, wolff must focus on prey, on the hunt, and perhaps an occasional romp around the midnight knoll with a beautiful maiden who has a nature fetish. I mean, i could barely even bay at the moon without being distracted by how much money it would cost for me to set up a hypothetical business when I knew I would NEVER MAKE IT HAPPEN! Thank you, Idea Barrage! You made it so easy!"
Just follow the example of our satisfied client I. Wolff...
IDEA BARRAGE: Drunk Driver Driving
How come there isn't any way for me to get me AND my car home from a bar after a wicked night of drinking and carousing at the local pub? Why can't i call a taxi for MY CAR?!!!
Why not have a service available that can transport both you and your car home at closing time. No worries about towing, break–ins, parking tickets, even simply the logistics of getting back to your vehicle. For a small fee, a car loader would put your vehicle onto the back of his double-decker truck, and bring you straight home, no need to ever break your buzz. The service could potentially even be free, if a given bar decided to offer this service as a way to keep you at their spot the whole night (imagine: "Spend $40 here, get your car the next morn"). Heck, bars might even be able to get a discount from their insurance or even the government as they would be working to keep drunk drivers off the road.
Boy, does it feel good to get that idea off my chest. I mean, what could i do with that? I'm just a freakin wolff. Thanks again, IDEA BARRAGE!
It's that easy! Start NOW!!!
-Heppy "No No" Dramstein, Associate VP, IDEA BARRAGE
