Death + Alzheimers + Constant Family Contact =
a) I'll kill you
b) I'll kill all of you
c) I'll kill you, choice a) and choice b)
d) Typing in the same room as my father while he picks his feet and watches Jimmy Kimmel and micromanages how I pack
e) I need a fucking drink.
If anyone of youse chooses e), then expect to see me either fri or sat night.
Also, and drainer, perhaps you can help me out with this, I can't find the post i made a while back which, if found, confirms my award for Most Fucking Insensitive Asshole, Retroactively, While Still Being Weirdly Funny, the post of course containing a hilarious riff on how ridiculous tsunamis are along with a pic of a tsunami warning sign which i enjoyably berated.
I have new plans to go for Most Insensitive Jokes ever with upcoming comedic masterpieces on dying and losing your mind.
Take that George Lopez!
-smootheR
b) I'll kill all of you
c) I'll kill you, choice a) and choice b)
d) Typing in the same room as my father while he picks his feet and watches Jimmy Kimmel and micromanages how I pack
e) I need a fucking drink.
If anyone of youse chooses e), then expect to see me either fri or sat night.
Also, and drainer, perhaps you can help me out with this, I can't find the post i made a while back which, if found, confirms my award for Most Fucking Insensitive Asshole, Retroactively, While Still Being Weirdly Funny, the post of course containing a hilarious riff on how ridiculous tsunamis are along with a pic of a tsunami warning sign which i enjoyably berated.
I have new plans to go for Most Insensitive Jokes ever with upcoming comedic masterpieces on dying and losing your mind.
Take that George Lopez!
-smootheR
