SHMOO VERSUS VAL

"Shmoe!, I challenge you to my challenge. I hate you a lot. Let us fight a fight. You think you can defeat me? Then I must say that you have no future. Yes, believe your ears. I DID dare say that. To your face! I am VAL and my head spells like the letter "A". I am VAL but you can call me AL for short. Now, does Shmoe want some of this? I say ITCH x BALLS = SHMOE. Yeah, that's right mister math. You betta check you multiplication table again. He he he."